I feel Mondays, while you feel Tuesdays
You say Wednesday has no feel
But, mister you have got to be real
No speed racer or chubby chaser
Exclamation point or bra salesman
I hope you finally find a friend
You took a message and I learned a lesson
Jake Jarmel is not your name
For that you have God to blame
He wore mohair, and I may not care
There's a time and place for everything
But if we leave we miss the scene
Take it, The Sniffing Accountant
Push it, The Sniffing Accountant
Woohoo, The Sniffing Accountant
Boohoo, The Sniffing Accountant
I hope that we will find
the answers to our dirty mind
And if we sting you ought to know
and be more careful with your blow
No fill left in the holy water
No king and no regrets
No time to debate the current status
Not free and not debunked